Reply Superkane19 Additional comment actions. In the movie, you actually get to see Patrick's mangled wang, but I didn't want to scare you people. (Note: The "Our Take" review of this title examines the film's artistic merits and does not take into account any of the possibly objectionable material listed below). We then hear that sound again, followed by pot smoke wafting into the camera shot. The scene in the first Harold & Kumar movie where Kal Penn imagines spending the rest of his life with a giant anthropomorphic bag of weedamazing. The main focus of most of the gags in the film revolve around, as medical professionals and animal experts alike call it, the trouser snake. Lion Sculpture. gtag('js', new Date()); ERNEST BORGNINE plays Peter's cameraman, a holdover from when his father hosted the show. I wont watch it again because I know it will ruin the memory. A large shark jumps up and bites a person standing on a pier (no blood, played for comedy). PROFANITY (How many purposeful bad-movie-watching experiences does it take to put us off trying? Trying to justify them shooting Bigfoot, one of the guys blurts out that the creature was "a f*cking c*ck-tease.". Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Jurassic Park Movies Ranked By Tomatometer, RT25: Celebrating 25 Years of Rotten Tomatoes, Betty Gilpin & Co. on Deciphering Mrs. Davis, Weekend Box Office Results: Super Mario Sets Record in Its Second Weekend, Strange Wilderness is a laugh-free comedy that's both aimless and overly crass. Oh, I almost forgot Peter Dante, a.k.a. Anyone else see the movie strange wilderness? Regal Phrases: "F*ck you /you f*ck/m*therf*cker/too," "F*ck yeah," "Who the f*ck is Jack Knockelson?" When Dick states, "You say Dick, I come," one jokes, "You come where?" best consumer Strange Wilderness bows on Blu with an AVC MPEG-4/1080p codec. It's intimated that Zahn is raped by border patrol. Watching this, Fred eagerly adds his sexual commentary, including wanting to get "a slice of that," etc. By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. function gtag(){dataLayer.push(arguments);} Varying degrees of bad attitudes are present, and some kids may be enticed to imitate some/all of the goofy/inane material that occurs in the film. DISRESPECTFUL/BAD ATTITUDE We see thrashing and bloody water, making us think he's been killed. About his time in Vietnam, Gus (a vet) uses the term, "Little gook.". The goal of /r/Movies is to provide an inclusive place for discussions and news about films with major releases. Sexually related dialogue is present. Review Date April 15th, 2009 by, See what people are saying about this story or others, The latest Blu-ray, news, releases & pre-orders. (meaning gay oral sex as in "kneel and bob"). After a canister of nitrous oxide leaks inside their RV, we see Cheryl riding and bucking on top of something in just her panties (we see the side of her bare breast, all as she's high from the gas). Picture. I can also see people being incredibly frustrated by its meandering storyline, misogynistic viewpoint, and numerous flat out unfunny jokes that make even the likes of Tim Allen look like a comedy god. Coming Soon, Regal This shit is always hilarious and I thought this movie was pretty funny as a whole, Pete, Pete! As the others show their scars, Cheryl turns around and partially lowers her pants to show hers on her butt, but we don't see anything. The best part of the film, then, can be watched without squandering precious dollars on theater admission. She then states that she heard him, but believes he said that to make him sound heterosexual (thinking he's gay). An extended comedy bit has a man with a large turkey attached to his otherwise bare crotch after it's partially swallowed his genitals and won't let go (graphically seen in an x-ray image of that, as well as his penis being stretched outward as others try to pull it off him). Here's a brief summary of the content found in this R-rated comedy. Peter comments on Cooker wearing a thong after the later bends over. Unable to pay this, Peter tells Bill that he will have it in a week at his mountain cabin. Bigfoot comes out of his cave, confused about what's occurring, with Peter panicking and shooting him with his handgun, followed by the rest of his crew shooting the creature with machine guns, killing him (no blood at that moment, but his dead body is later seen with some bloody bullet holes in it). I can only speculate, but the film probably would have been a success if it were to have focused on these zany clips, rather than on the actual adventure/road trip story. Whitaker has a beer, and then admits that he's an alcoholic. At the dentist's office, Peter asks for Penthouse Magazine, but is told they don't have that. Zebra. But this This wasn't a pot comedy. "Take a leak," "Sucker," "You ass," "Balls" (testicles), "Did one of you just shove your beak up my ass?" Danny has the center of his hair spiked up in a faux Mohawk. We see TV footage of the TV van passing by with beer cans falling out of it. There are some funny parts to the film that make me laugh no matter how bad the jokes around them are. About a puffer fish, it's said that it sucks its "balls" into its stomach. Fred Wolf, Release Date (Theaters): Peter briefly has Fred in a headlock. Strange Wilderness centers around the crew members of the titular fictional nature show heading to Ecuador to investigate a Bigfoot sighting in order to keep the show from being cancelled. Production took place in 2005 but the film did not receive a theatrical release until February 1, 2008.[3]. Sometimes, even The A.V. BLAKE CLARK plays a guide in Ecuador who takes the TV crew to meet Gus. Club isn't impervious to the sexy allure of ostensible cultural garbage. To death. It then concludes with Ed Lawson praising Gaulke, stating that people love sharks. Peter Gaulke (Steve Zahn) is the host of a nature program entitled Strange Wilderness. Some of the animal attack scenes might be unsettling to some viewers, but they're played entirely for goofy comedy. Junior spray paints a large image of a penis and scrotum, and then makes a mock masturbation gesture with his hand over that image. Junior urinates, but we don't hear or see anything. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Funny Stuff. Peter and Fred show it to Lawson. PLOT: Oh, and it's rated R. If this thing were PG-13, I don't think I'd go near it. Which is why there's I Watched This On Purpose, our feature exploring the impulse to spend time with trashy-looking yet in some way irresistible entertainments, playing the long odds in hopes of a real reward. I noticed some of the dialogue to have a bit of bassy undertone to it, which was slightly annoying. PETER DANTE plays the crew's driver who uses profanity. I also noticed a few moments of artifacting, though it wasnt too aggressive. Gus tells the story of sticking a knife and then grenade into a man's head in the past. Danny has the center of his hair spiked up in a faux Mohawk. So Patrick conveniently disappears (good plotting), Harry Hamlin's competing team is conveniently murdered by pygmies, and Zahn leads his team to Bigfoot's lair. Makes you wonder what they're smoking. We see that Junior stole a canister of nitrous oxide from a dentist's office. KEVIN HEFFERNAN plays the TV crew's new and inexperienced animal handler who's also an alcoholic and thus drinks a lot. When sharks sleep, they swim very slowly and gape their mouths. Gus then states that pygmies in the past cut his scrotum, resulting in his testicles unwinding down to the ground. Various members of the crew eat and drink various things to make them vomit. I'm pretty sure the shark's mouth/teeth are supposed to look like a big, bushy mustache, evoking the image of some Wilford Brimley type guffawing at the camera. Peter briefly has Fred in a headlock. Cooker uses a hand buzzer to shock Cheryl's hand, prompting her to hit him on the head with what looks like a metal trashcan lid. He uses strong profanity and smokes pot. They also try to stage a death by suicide scene for the creature, to capture for their show. Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking Severe 5 of 7 found this severe A man is frequently smoking a bong throughout Excessive smoking and drinking Yes, that bad. He uses strong profanity and smokes pot. Alcoholism. Peter and Fred end up fighting in an office where they knock things over and a chair ends up being thrown through a glass wall (played for comedy). JUMP SCENES Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. Peter does a faked and strained accent to imitate those who speak Spanish (thinking it will help him communicate better with them). After meeting Cheryl, Peter states (thinking he's out of her earshot, but he's not), "I'll be laying some serious pipe" (have sex with her). Shifting to Peter Gaulke talking on the phone, you find that the elderly host is Peter's recently deceased father. Cultural infamy: Strange Wilderness just hit theaters earlier this year, and it's already been forgotten by history. "Fish f*ckers," "F*ck him," "F*cking c*ck-tease," "What the f*ck?" steals nearly every scene hes in. (meaning gay oral sex as in "kneel and bob"). ), while crude humor is also present. Cheryl hits her head on the top of an RV's door when she stands up. They cant seem to truly play off each other, as lines feel forced, routine, and boring. Bill wears a sidearm, and later is seen carrying a rifle. He runs screaming toward the camera with the super-fake-looking turkey attached to his dick. Beyond that scene, things get even sadder. Sky Pierson, the host of a more successful wildlife show, has offered $1,000 for the map. Some men have their front teeth busted out, and other, less severe contact also occurs. Trying to justify them shooting Bigfoot, one of the guys blurts out that the creature was "a f*cking c*ck-tease." All Rights Reserved, The film was released on February 1, 2008 by Paramount Pictures. Danny dresses in a sea lion outfit to mingle with the real thing, but is attacked by a large shark. We may earn a commission from links on this page. Imagine that group of actors "riffing" for 85 minutes, and you'd probably come up with something funnier and more entertaining than this movie, which was presumably written beforehand. Bigfoot comes out of his cave, confused about what's occurring, with Peter panicking and shooting him with his handgun, followed by the rest of his crew shooting the creature with machine guns, killing him (no blood at that moment, but his dead body is later seen with some bloody bullet holes in it). ), while crude humor is also present. All rights reserved. We then see a close-up view of his penis and testicles, all misshapen from the crude stitch job in the past, with someone saying it looks like a "ball quilt." They won't be able to see your review if you only submit your rating. No long-term contract. It grossed $3 million over its first weekend, placing in the 13th spot in the North American box office. Member. I'm not sure how to add up the millisecond-long chuckles I experienced during Strange Wilderness. Fred Wolf, Producer: Outside the hospital, Peter and Fred get into trouble with a local gang, get their front teeth knocked out, and have to go to a dentist. At a slim 85 minutes, that means the percentage of time that wasn't wastedand thus the scoreis just above 1 percent. Heavy As for reviews, Strange was slaughtered: It's got an amazing ZERO percent on Rottentomatoes.com (meaning no published review could be called "positive" in any way), and a 12 percent on Metacritic. He then says he collected them and sewed himself up, followed by him showing the others (including Cheryl) the results. This durable speaker plays True Stereophonic, multidirectional soundhigh-quality audio that the artists, producers, and sound mixers intended. "Fish f*ckers," "F*ck him," "F*cking c*ck-tease," "What the f*ck?" All rights reserved. Animals. Violence The crew wakes up to find that Gus and Cheryl are gone, as are most of their belongings. When they bend over to look, he uses the car's hydraulic system to make it bounce upward and hit them in the face, knocking them down. The image is an example of a ticket confirmation email that AMC sent you when you purchased your ticket. Junior spray paints a large image of a penis and scrotum, and then makes a mock masturbation gesture with his hand over that image. Remove Ads Cast Crew Details Genres Cast And a good time. Heavy Art. Gus tells the story of sticking a knife and then grenade into a man's head in the past. Bringing you all the best reviews of high definition entertainment. We next see them at the dentist, missing their front teeth (with bloody results down their chins and on their shirts). Adventure Comedy With the ratings dropping for a wilderness-themed television show, two animal fans go to the Andes Mountains in search of Bigfoot. He later uses the same to shock Whitaker on the crotch on separate occasions. Peter, Fred, Lynn, Danny, and Junior start preparing for the long trip. The doc then says that maybe Peter can urinate into the turkey (to pass whatever was in the syringe into the turkey's throat, prompting Fred to ask, "You want him to piss that turkey off his hog?" There is fun to be found here, it's just covered by the rotting carcasses of bad acting and unfunny jokes. For those prone to visually induced motion sickness, some handheld footage is present. Real nature footage shows animals attacking others, while other bits (made by the filmmakers, played for comedy), feature a shark, alligator and piranhas separately attacking humans, while humans mow down Bigfoot with machine guns. Let's give them massive benefit of the doubt and say they add up to one minute. Impressed with the footage, Lawson states to Pete that people love shark attacks. CAST, CREW, & TECHNICAL INFO I watched it again a few years ago, it's still hilarious. He then spots some turkey chicks, and the next thing we see is him running toward his crew with his pants down and the huge mother turkey attached to his crotch (his penis inside its mouth/throat). Heavy Don't think I ever saw a trailer before my brother brought it over but I've definitely never laughed so hard at a movie. There's a certain amount of hubris involved in tacking more than an hour of bonus material onto a movie this shittythere's a Comedy Central special, some deleted scenes that are just as bad as the regular scenes, and a whole bit of Jonah Hill improvising a song. Under Peter's leadership, ratings have plummeted, and needless to say even their 3am timeslot is in danger of being canceled. FRIGHTENING SCENES ", We see wildlife footage of lions mating, with Peter's voice over narration saying things such as "Slice me off a piece and serve that up hot" and "I'm next in line.". Feb 1, 2008 The nature commentaries are an absolute laugh riot due to their extreme inanity, including the amazingly bizarre laughing shark loop that is truly the climax of the film. There's talk of men showering together being "friends with benefits" (not seen). Frightening/Tense Scenes HD home theater products currently on the market. (or something like that, a mispronunciation of Nicholson), "You guys are out of your f*cking minds," "F*cking bad boys," "He would know what the f*ck to do," "Oh f*ck," "You just got knocked the f*ck out," "We're already f*cked," "F*cking hot," "F*ck that," "F*ck it," "F*cking psycho," "We're pretty much f*cked," "F*cking beautiful," "F*ck you say?" TOPICS TO TALK ABOUT Danny mentions something being in the tequila from the night before, plugging up his "Johnson" (penis) and causing it to swell up (not seen). Peter states various things about human perception of animals, including that they're eager to fornicate. ROBERT PATRICK plays an intense Vietnam vet and current tracker who's going to help the TV crew find Bigfoot, but then tries to leave with their stuff (and it's suggested he does something sexual with Cheryl). Peter states that he has to go "take a leak," and we then partially see and hear him do that outdoors. Bigfoot has long been one of the greatest mysteries/hoaxes in world history. It's a fun mindless movie however. This Blu-ray is a solid upgrade from the previously released DVD, but that doesnt mean it gives a standout performance, either, with average audio and video qualities, and some horrifically awful extras. We see surveillance footage (thus from a distance) of Bill's wife removing her shirt and then turning around in front of Sky, with him then having rear entry intercourse with her (we see movement). "You like Dick?" "You like Dick?" Moments later, Peter fires another handgun shot into the body (all played for comedy). 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